Kim Kardashian Loves Fame, Hates Porn That Earned it for Her

Kim Kardashian, upset at publicity Playboy is giving her, now that’s she’s famous.

Kim Kardashian is telling people she’s upset that Playboy is publishing more risque photos from her photo shoot in 2007. Although Kardashian’s only claims to fame involve a self-released amateur sex tape and the subsequent Playboy pictorial, the reality television diva is relishing her exposure while whining about the path that gave it to her.

“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable,” Kardashian told the Huffington Post. Friends say Kim “freaked out” when she heard Playboy would reprint some photographs, along with including a few that failed to make the cut last time.

Kardashian first became a well-known name after a tape of her naked and having explicit sex with singer Ray J was released, a technique she supposedly copied from Paris Hilton, who had parlayed a personal porno into a career in Hollywood and on the gossip pages. But, like so many disingenuous D-list celebrities attempting to capture a sliver more fame, Kim had participated in the release of the tape.

All sex tapes, by virtue of federal law, are unreleasable without written permission and proof of age of the participants. The cries about taking legal action to avoid the release of private tapes is merely a ploy by starlets afraid that consenting to publication may be seen in a less friendly light by the general public.

So, having first given consent to the public seeing a man urinate on her during sex, Kim then jumped at the opportunity to solidify her new status with a well-airbrushed Playboy spread, discreetly shrinking the size of her massive buttocks to a more appealing version.

Now that her name is regularly mentioned by US magazine and “Entertainment Tonight,” Kardashian is ready to pretend she is a classy socialite, exploited by the mens’ magazine. Fortunately for her, her fans are so empty-headed they’ll swallow anything… just like Kim on her tape.